Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
