I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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