I'm really into asian looking animals
Non-Jews are for practice
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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