She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I skipped work to stalk him.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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