This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
