I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
