So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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