North Korea, Best Korea!
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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