But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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