Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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