I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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