i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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