I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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