We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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