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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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