Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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