Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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