i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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