paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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