Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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