Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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