i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
