mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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