Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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