No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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