what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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