How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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