puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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