i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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