idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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