Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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