i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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