Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
