no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
