yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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