I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
so much tequila, so little girl.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
