Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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