So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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