I forgot how hot balto sounded
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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