This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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