We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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