Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
pop tarts are not kleenex
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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