I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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