butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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