Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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