i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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