I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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