Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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