I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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