it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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