I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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