Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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