You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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