so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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