we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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