So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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